Wife Swap

I’m sitting here watching Wife Swap. There’s this woman on tonight from a farm in Iowa. This lady is a total freak and is trying to impose her lifestyle on a family from California. She is preaching some insane things such as: eating only raw food (that includes raw chicken), not sending kids to school (she says everything they need to learn, they can learn from their environment), bacteria is good for you (she even cleans the kitchen floor by licking it).

So maybe I’m a product of my environment having been raised as a city girl, but watching this show tonight is not giving middle America a great image. Frankly, it’s really grossing me out. Here is Southern Cali, we cook our food (unless we’re at sushi), we send our kids to school (unless they are actors in which case they are probably home schooled), and we use a mop to clean the floor.